*UPDATED!* (at the bottom) (because that's how I roll) (also people posted hilarious things on FB.) - You hear *plink plink plink* from across the room and assume they're M&Ms hitting the ceramic bowl. Your heart rate quickens. - You scoff at someone who claims they don't remember what a Cinnabon tastes like. YOU fantasize about that cinnamon-y confection anytime you're within 5 miles of a shopping mall. - You don't count your super sweet coffee in your daily sugar allotment. Because it's coffee . Oh, yeah, uh-huh. NO. - You can't find anything to satisfy "the spot", so you eat something healthier and feel sad inside. - You eat a second dinner because you got hungry talking about food. - The waiter comes by asking if you want more bread and you give them a look often confused for a deranged psychopath. - You wait until that guy in the office with the candy bowl goes to the bathro
A fat kid trying to suck it up so she won't have to suck it in.